How to Cook a Thanksgiving Turkey (Recipes Not Kitchen Tested)
December 07, 2013
By Pleasant Hill Elementary Students
Get a turkey in the woods. Grandpa will probably get it. Before you cook it you need to kill it first, then take the feathers off and put it in a big circle pan. Cook the turkey at 12 degrees for 6 hours. The turkey is done when Granny tells us to come and eat. You can eat corn, mashed potatoes, bread and gravy with the turkey. For dessert you can eat pumpkin pie.---Kayde Smith
Get a turkey at Wal-Mart in the food aisle-in the freezer part. Before you cook it you need to put pepper on it, just a little. Cook the turkey at 8 degrees for 10 mins. The turkey is done when the oven beeps and the turkey looks fresh. You can eat mashed potatoes, bread in the shape of a moon and green bean casserole with the turkey. For dessert you can eat pumpkin cookies.---Kindrynn Schlegel
Get a turkey at Wal-Mart in Pittsfield. Before you cook it you need to cut it up and then put a little bit of salt on it. Cook the turkey at 1 degree for 4 mins. The turkey is done when it’s brown. You can eat green beans with the turkey. For dessert you can eat white ice-cream.---Charlee Barnes
Get a turkey by having Papa go hunting for one. Before you cook it you need to put it on a round pan in the oven. That’s all. Cook the turkey at 25 degrees for … it seems to take forever, basically when Mama Pam calls. The turkey is done when there are no bones. We let the dogs chew on them sometimes. You can eat green beans, corn and with forks with the turkey. For dessert you can eat pumpkin pie or peach pie. ---Cadee Hansen
Get a turkey at Bob’s. Before you cook it you need to decorate it first and then cut it up in big pieces. Cook the turkey at 4 degrees for 5 mins. The turkey is done when the lights go off on the microwave. You can eat eggs with the turkey. For dessert you can eat chocolate ice cream.---Alex Barnes
Get a turkey that’s hiding in the grass in the middle of nowhere and then shoot it! Before you cook it you need to copy a recipe first, then get a knife and chop up the turkey. Take the bones out and then it’s ready. Cook the turkey at 50 degrees for 60 mins. The turkey is done when you hear the beep on the oven. You can eat mashed potatoes, corn, carrots, and deer meat with the turkey. For dessert you can eat strawberries and candy.---Brylee Clendenny
Get a turkey at Wal-Mart on the shelf. It will be with all the other turkeys. Before you cook it you need to put it on a pan. Then cook it in the oven. Cook the turkey at 1 degrees for 1 hour or 1:00 pm. The turkey is done when it looks like meat, or when it is juicy. You can eat mashed potatoes, spaghetti, mac and cheese, and green beans with the turkey. For dessert you
can eat ice-cream and popsicles.---Toni Foster
Get a turkey by going to a farm. Ask an adult to help you catch a turkey. The go home. Before you cook it you need to turn on the oven. Put the turkey on a pan and put it in the oven. Cook the turkey at 40 degrees for 50 mins. The turkey is done when it’s just the bones and meat left. You can eat potatoes, green beans, and gravy with the turkey. For dessert you can eat ice-cream
and banana splits.---Gracie Blackwell
Get a turkey at the Wal-Mart, the one in Bowling Green. Before you cook it you need to take the wrapper off. Cook the turkey at 10 degrees for 11 hours. The turkey is done when it turns big and brown and the skin is soft. You can eat corn, mashed potatoes, green beans, and rolls with the turkey. For dessert you can eat pumpkin pie, cinnamon rolls and pudding.---Dylan Moore
Get a turkey at the grocery store in Pittsfield. Before you cook it you need to clean it with a rag and soap. Cook the turkey at 60 degrees for 16 minutes. The turkey is done when it’s brown and you smell it. You can eat mashed potatoes, corn on the cob, chicken, salad, and sweet potatoes with the turkey. For dessert you can eat brownies and strawberry pie.--- Alexea Maynard
Get a turkey at the Quincy Wal-Mart. Before you cook it you need to let it thaw out. Cook the turkey at 30 degrees for 8 mins. The turkey is done when you hear the microwave buzz and it’s big and brown. You can eat mashed potatoes, beans, and corn with the turkey. For dessert you can eat pumpkin pie and sweet potatoes.---Saidee Lemons
Get a turkey from County Market, get a buggy to put the turkey in. Then drive home. Before you cook it you need to take the package off, put on a metal pan. Next, put it in the oven. Cook the turkey at 26 degrees for an hour. Then take it out. The turkey is done when it is a brown cooked turkey. It should look big with bones sticking out of it. You can eat mashed potatoes, green beans, and corn with the turkey. For dessert you can eat brownies, cookies or ice-cream.---Trystan Cranfield
Get a turkey at the big grocery store by my house, I think it is Bob’s. Before you cook it you need to slice it open. Cook the turkey 5 degrees for all day. The turkey is done when Mom says it’s brown. You can eat mashed potatoes, a fork, and green beans with the turkey. For dessert you can eat pumpkin pie.---Max Cantwell
Get a turkey at Wal-Mart in the very back of the store. Before you cook it you need to chop his head off and cut off the feathers. Cook the turkey at 10 degrees for 10 days. The turkey is done when the timer goes off. You can eat corn and mashed potatoes mixed together with the turkey. (cause I like it that way) For dessert you can eat pumpkin pie and ice-cream.---Alley Nietzel
Get a turkey at my Grandpa’s field. Before you cook it you need to kill it and put sweet potatoes with it to cook. Cook the turkey at 10 degrees for 76 mins. The turkey is done when the oven rings, then you get it out of the oven. You can eat celery, carrots, mashed potatoes, and green beans with the turkey. For dessert you can eat ice-cream and chocolate cookies. ---Sadie Sholtis
Get a turkey at Wal-Mart, not sure at what section. They sell them though. Before you cook it you need to cut it with a knife. You need to cut off it’s legs. Then you need to cook it. Cook the turkey at 11 degrees for 20 mins. Or until 10:30 pm. The turkey is done when it’s brown and when it has a white bone sticking out. You can eat mashed potatoes and gravy, green beans, and rolls with the turkey. For dessert you can eat pumpkin pie and marshmallows. ---Ty Shireman
Get a turkey at Wal-Mart by the food. It will be big and brown. Before you cook it you need to un-wrap it and put it in the stove. Cook the turkey at 11 degrees for 15 mins. or, maybe 20 mins. The turkey is done when the stove beeps or until it gets big and fat. You can eat green beans, carrots, and oranges with the turkey. For dessert you can eat applesauce.---Lilly McElfresh
Get a turkey at a store, probably Wal-Mart. Sometimes you can hunt one. Before you cook it you need to shoot it and cut the head off. Then it’s ready to be cooked. Cook the turkey at 5 degrees for 6 mins. Not real sure, my Mom never told me. The turkey is done when you look at the timer and if it doesn’t have a head, feet, or hands. You can eat mashed potatoes, noodles, gravy and bananas with the turkey. For dessert you can eat ice-cream and pumpkin pie.---Tyler VanDyne
Get a turkey at the woods. You need to shoot it and take it home to cook. Before you cook it you need to cut the feathers off and get ready to cook it. Cook the turkey at 30 degrees for 2 mins. The turkey is done when all you see is the legs that have bones. You can eat corn, cottage cheese, and bread with the turkey. For dessert you can eat cake with cupcakes.---Rydor Rodhouse
Get a turkey out of the fridge in the kitchen. Before you cook it you need to cut it in half and put it inside the stove. Cook the turkey at 5 degrees for 40 mins. The turkey is done when you open the door on the stove and the turkey got big. You can eat corn, mashed potatoes, and grapes with the turkey. For dessert you can eat cake and bananas.---Louis Barnes
Get a turkey when it’s on sale at the store. A grocery store is a good place. Before you cook it you need to take all the bones out and cut off the head. Then take all the meat off it to put in the oven. Cook the turkey at 4 degrees for 2 mins. or if it’s morning time. The turkey is done when the meat looks good to eat and it’s brown. You can eat beef, peas, corn, chicken, and toast with the turkey. For dessert you can eat pumpkin pie and apple pie.---Colt Rogers
Get a turkey from my Dad. He shoots them. Before you cook it you need to skin it. Take all the brown stuff off it. Get all the hair off and the feathers. You can’t eat that stuff. Cook the turkey at 5 degrees for 5 mins. or 5:00 at night. The turkey is done when it looks like it is ham and turkey. It will be a little brown. You can eat grapes, corn, tomatoes, and carrots with the turkey. For dessert you can eat apple pie and pumpkin pie.---Brady Lowe
Get a turkey at the grocery store, you buy it. You need lots of money. Maybe, $4.00. Before you cook it you need to put M &M’s on it and put cookies with it. Then put it in the oven. Cook the turkey at 9 degrees for 5 mins. or 5:00 in the morning. The turkey is done when it is brown with the M &M’s and it’s red, yellow, and orange. You can eat pancakes, corn and apples with the turkey. For dessert you can eat pudding and ice-cream.---Bing Lowe